Odd

I just saw this and it made me feel weird. I’m not going to get all political, but this is just weird   

Heather Brooke For President!

I am sick of this election already. I know I am supposed to be all excited about such great, smart, endearing candidates on both sides of the fence, but I don’t give a shit. I think each one has their own deal with the devil to fulfill their power hungry goals. These are not leaders; these are egomaniacs, self-absorbed gobs of poo built to make us like them for their own benifit

Screw them! I nominate Heather Brooke for president. She is the blowjob queen of the universe and has no ego, no power trip, no deal with the devil. She simply has a gift from god that can save the world. Deep Throat for peace! With Heather in office, armed with her BJ skills she could defuse any problem, very quickly and all the enemy would be able to do is submit to her talents and take a nap.

Imagine if there was a WMD hidden somewhere and we sent Heather in. With in 5min and 1 deep throat  all would be revealed and the world would be safe. If you’re thinking of sending Hilary in for this type of action, think again. Her husband had to go to an annoying sow to get his own junk taken care of.  The ice queen has nothing on Heather.

With Heather as our leader all would be safe. Children could sleep and the rest of the world would be our best friend. The only problem with good ‘ol Heather in office would be the late night phone calls from that little North Korean fuck wanting more more more. Heather could deal with it. Heather could fix it. Heather would make the world a better place for all.

So in this primary I am asking all of you to write Heather Brooke in. Why not? If blowjobs can’t save the world I don’t know what can.