YES YES YES. FROM NOW ON EVERYDAY WILL BE MIDGET MONDAY!!!!!
I need structure. I need goals… I need a life. Therefore to kick off every week I will post up a midget video for your pleasure and my own. What better way to kick off a workweek than a small video of the little people?
Here we have one that I have never seen until this morning. It’s amazing what comes up when you type in “best midget video” These guys have style, they’ve got class, these guys kick midget ass! The little guy, who seems to be the leader, has the hips of and angel.And once he gets going those hips don’t lie as he lip syncs with passion and verve. His partner has the longest fucking arms in the history of midgets. They are so big they would be huge on a normal sized Indian dance guy. I mean really, the reach on that midget is ridiculous. If he ever follows a career in cage fighting he would dominate with his reach alone. I believe near the end of the video they “make it rain” with strange Indian dollar bills.
Life is good and your day will be better for taking in the first of many midget Mondays.
Midgets can do anything…. The only problem is anything or anyone can take them down at anytime and simply hump them in to submission and dominate them.
This laughing German midget rules. I know I know I have a problem. I have a bad obsession with midgets. They are so much goddamn fun. I have said it before and I will say it again, I find them to be lucky as well as a good cure for depression. Try watching this little fucker with out feeling better. He’s very hypnotic and better than Prozac!
Bonus, this German midget has a pet camel. I really like his camel.
I’m starting to have a little more faith in there are weirder people out there than me.
This was just sent to me by one of my adoring fans.
Thank you. Thank you.
i love the way the dwarfer looking one scurries around on the floor and props himself up and the nearest object. If it was a crawling contest instead of a fight he would be champion. If it makes you feel better, at least he gets the midget chick in the end
I am a huge fan of the small people. I find them to be lucky and full of fun. One day I want one as an assistant. I would make him wear a sombrero. The outside would be filled with dipping chips; the inside of the hat would be split equally in half with salsa and guacamole. Whenever he came in the room to bring me a memo about all the money I was making selling Tito Ortiz bobble heads I could have a lovely Mexican snack. Maybe I could even hook him up with a small (ha.. small) backpack full of beer and a spout. I need to think about this more
Anyways. I love this video it mashes up two of my favorite things. Midgets and cage fights.
