I am continually amazed at the amount of traffic i get on this site. A lot of you are my friends, a lot of you are strangers and a lot of you are sick fucks. I take that back, all of you are sick fucks. What is amazing to me is looking at the statistics and words used in order to find this page. I have said it before and i will say it again, blow jobs make the world go round and its what brings traffic to my site. I don’t think i have mentioned BJ’s in a long time, yet that’s how most people stumble on this page through search engines. Below key words that were searched and brought people to my site. I am a huge fan of ”Picture of grand canyon pussy” Interesting stuff. I am not sure how i feel about all of this but it is what it is and it is proof all of you are dirty bastards
My buddy just sent me the article below. Once i got over the deaths and maiming of several dozen midgets, my jaw dropped the floor with glee that someone actually had an army of midgets. To bad they got destroyed by a lion. They are the king of the jungle for a reason.
How cool would it be to have your own midget army? Training them to be merchants of death, picking out their wee little uniforms and having the ability to threaten people with your little army. I’m jealous as could be. If it was my army i don’t think i would have risked there lives with fighting a hungary lion. I do give props to their leader for his unwavering belief in there skills of death.
Enjoy the article below that tells the entire story. Amazing.
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will “… take on anything; man, beast, or machine.”
This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.
An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
~Side note: I have a feeling this is bullshit. I don’t care, the idea alone kicks so much ass I want it be real. (minus that fact it sucks a gaggle of midgets were slaughtered and maimed for entertainment and sport of course)
I am sick of this election already. I know I am supposed to be all excited about such great, smart, endearing candidates on both sides of the fence, but I don’t give a shit. I think each one has their own deal with the devil to fulfill their power hungry goals. These are not leaders; these are egomaniacs, self-absorbed gobs of poo built to make us like them for their own benifit
Screw them! I nominate Heather Brooke for president. She is the blowjob queen of the universe and has no ego, no power trip, no deal with the devil. She simply has a gift from god that can save the world. Deep Throat for peace! With Heather in office, armed with her BJ skills she could defuse any problem, very quickly and all the enemy would be able to do is submit to her talents and take a nap.
Imagine if there was a WMD hidden somewhere and we sent Heather in. With in 5min and 1 deep throat all would be revealed and the world would be safe. If you’re thinking of sending Hilary in for this type of action, think again. Her husband had to go to an annoying sow to get his own junk taken care of. The ice queen has nothing on Heather.
With Heather as our leader all would be safe. Children could sleep and the rest of the world would be our best friend. The only problem with good ‘ol Heather in office would be the late night phone calls from that little North Korean fuck wanting more more more. Heather could deal with it. Heather could fix it. Heather would make the world a better place for all.
So in this primary I am asking all of you to write Heather Brooke in. Why not? If blowjobs can’t save the world I don’t know what can.
I wrote one article on BJ’s a while back and now that is the link that gives me the most hits. Out of 75 posts I have done over the past three months one silly post on Heather Brooke and her amazing sucking skills put me into the blow job search engine world.
I have to admit I was a bit shocked at the amount of hits based BJ’s. I know I love Bj’s, but I didn’t realize that that was what was going to bring me visitors, success and grandeur. Then I remembered that all the internet is, is simply a place for porn and silly videos. A time waster with some good sex clips as well as a place to steal music from. Alas, here we are.
Seeing as blow jobs are such a hit, I googled “blow job” to see what came up. Below you will find links and reviews of the top ten BJ links Google has provided.
#10Blow Job (film) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Andy Warhol rounds out the top ten with a wikipedia definition of his early movie title “Blow Job”. Great title! It cuts to chase and leaves no room for discussion about what this film could be about. It’s about a Blow job! whooo Hooo!
Here is what wikipedia had to say about Andy and his blow job movie
Pretty interesting if you are in to film history about blow jobs and feel like reading a dictionary
#9Blowjob Paradise – Frenchcum.com
This is basically a link to pay for porn sites. They promise much, but nothing is really there. Some nice pictures I guess, but who cares. Give me free shit or go home. I did like their text at the top of the page.
” If you’ve found yourself the way to the free blowjob page, it means you’re a true lover of oral sex, cum swallowing, deep throats, face fucking, ATM sex, sperm burping and many other romantic activities. This is for men to enjoy and for women to give out of generosity, curiosity or just because they are cock-sucking whores that love giving hot blowjobs “
Nicely put. I love how “sperm burping and many other romantic activities” are strung together in a sentence. That has to be a literary first!
On principal alone, the name “Blowjob Ninjas” kicks major ass.Two awesome things combined into one. Ninja’s & Blow jobs.Yes! I love it! Unfortunatly this site is another linkage like site. It has some cool trailer of this dude and his sexual adventures. It’s just basic silly porn.I wish it lived up to the name and had Ninja’s getting Blowjobs. Now that would have kicked ass.
Here is what Ninja Blowjob had to say about his site.
“Welcome to only Adult site on the internet that focuses on Asian men and women of all kinds, including blonde girls, brunettes, Latinas, Asian, Black girls, etc. I am a horny guy and I want to be with all the beautiful girls out there! In my site you will find lots of pictures and videos, in addition there are forums, personals, chats, etc. I am the “main” guy on the site and the pictures you will see are essentially about my sexual adventures with girls I meet online, swingers, porn stars, strippers, girls I have met on my travels, etc”
Yup, he’s Asian and likes to get blown. Holy buckets, isn’t that shocking. the only difference between him and me is that he is Asian. That and he makes money on porn and films himself.
I do have a ninja out fit and I did get a BJ in it once.I wish I had filmed it so I could kicks this sites ass.
Guess what?It’s a porn link site that shows you chicks that give blow jobs!!Shocking right? The title says it all“the adventures of Manmeat Nymphos”Hahahaha!They said“Manmeat”Good use of words.
It’s your basic site with some free teaser videos of chicks giving head.I kind of dug the girl with the teacher glasses.She made me feel naughty and I liked it.
More stupid links. This one is the worst. Nothing fun. No silly catch phrases.Nothing.It really doesn’t deserve to be at #6.This one invoked anger from me for being such a piece of smelly trash.I don’t mean that in a good way.
Now that’s some good shit. For some reason that brought me back to my youth when I would go pick up girls for dates when I was 16 and their fathers would look at me with distain as they knew all I wanted was to stick my junk in their daughters mouth.I wish they would have had a sense of humor like that. All they had was shotguns.
I did not find this funny. In fact I want my time back for watching it. That chick really made me want to punch her in the nose or the throat, one or the other. I really do not care.The camera guy was a douche bag as well. He deserves a kick in the balls.I can’t believe they made it to number 4.Shows you how stupid most people online are, you guys excluded of course.
Awesome!!Great instructions for chicks from a chick on how to give good head. You have to love chicks helping chicks get better at getting us off. This is the type of women I want to date this is type of women I want in my life. A total giver, a teacher, a women who cares about doing things right.Here is what she had to say
“Giving head, a blow job, fellatio, call it what you like, but there are many wonderful benefits to performing this delicious sex act.
For one, it can provide the one giving it empowerment with infinite possibilities to be creative and provide amazing pleasure. Particularly when performed with enthusiasm it can not only be incredible to the receiver but to the one providing it as well.
Let’s first discuss the most important ingredient to giving fantastic fellatio… ATTITUDE.”
She goes in to deep throating, how not to gag on cock, different techniques. She does this in a way that is not dirty or porn like. She is all about helping normal people to do sexual things the way that porn stars do. She rules and I heart her.
Wow, this guy loves blowjobs. I mean really loves them.More than all of us combined. Its all he thins about talks about writes about and I am very impressed with his dedication to covering the greatest known pleasure to man.Words can not describe his complete and utter saturation in to the world of getting head so check him out and be amazed someone spends this must time dealing with Blow Jobs. Thank you Mr. blowjob man. Thank you.
Here we have it folks, the number one site that comes up on goggle when you type in “ Blow Job” It is BLOW JOB BATTLE!! I really like the concept of having two girls battle it out on who gives the best blow job. Unfortunately this is all a ploy to get you to link to other paid porn sites.
Damn!I would have loved to see a true battle of chicks doing what they do best competing at who is the best blow jobber in the land We could put them in a ring, onstage or in a bowl of Jell-O. Mono E mono. They could have a trainer; a spit bucket, we could even have them do throat stretching exercises before hand.Really the possibilities are endless.
At the end of the day after all of my blow job research I have to say nothing is better than Heather and www.ideepthroat.com. She is the champ of champs of BJ’s. She is where this all started and she is still the champ.
PS- Heather, if you ever read this, thank you, thank you, thank you.Kiss
I hope I’ve made you guys happy with my BJ research. I am now expecting a huge surge in traffic, as this seems to be the only thing that gets people excited.
I have to be honest with you, this was all a ploy to get people to read my other stuff so if you made it this far, please look around at the other posts. Let me know what you think.Send me weird news, videos or anything else that crosses your path.
Cheers!
UPDATE:
just as i expected. The site has been hit ten times more than normal and it’s only been a couple of hours. porn is where the pudding is.
Bacon is the greatest invention of meat ever in the history of the world. It makes everything better. I mean really, what is better than bacon? Well, maybe a blowjob… but wouldn’t a blowjob be better if you got to eat bacon at the same time? I think so. I must try this some how. Boy that would be an interesting conversation
JYAG, “Hey, do you mind if when you’re blowing me I eat some delicious bacon?”
Cool chick giving head “Sure! Bacon makes everything better!”
JYAG responds with a greasy smile, “Would you marry me?”
Dare to dream.
If I own a bar, or I should say when I own a bar I am not going to serve peanuts at the bar or pretzels. No no no. I will have jars of fresh bacon for people to enjoy. I will have the best bacon bar in the city. I could even garnish martinis with little classy strips from a famous bacon spot somewhere in Europe. I’m sure there is one somewhere. It will require research, but a hunt for the best European bacon is a challenge I am willing to provide my customers with the top kind of swine they deserve. I am a great man.
How many ways does bacon rule? There are to many to count, but here are a few off of the top of my head.
! Bacon goes well on a sandwich
2. A fantastic addition to a healthy breakfast
3 Bacon gives you super greasy hands that are fun to lick and wipe on your pants.
4.Bacon Cures depression
5. Bacon provides great meat days at the bar I like to call ” swine and wine” (I stole that form a girl named Erin.) She has nice boobs.”
6. Bacon’s fun to eat alone.
7.Bacon is fun to share with friends
8.Bacon the best side dish at any restaurant.
9.Bacon cures hangovers
10. Bacon kicks the shit out of sausage.
11.Bacon makes pizza ore exciting than usual
12. Bacon wraps around things easily, like dates and nuts making them tasty
13 Bacon is fun to eat with a toothpick
14. Bacon sounds cool when it’s cooking in grease.
15. Bacon starts out small and then shrivels up when it cooks. Like a shrinky dink or like my wiener after the 2min of bliss I provide the lucky women who sleep with me.
16. Bacon makes you house smell good.
17.Bacon comes in many variations and styles.
I’m sure there are several more reasons bacon rules, but it’s all I can think of and now after all of this bacon talk i’m going to make myself a bacon treat. Nothing like bacon in the afternoon to clam the nerves and sooth the soul.
Go enjoy yourself some bacon
ps. i forgot Bacon is the last name of Kevin. He is kind of cool. Not as cool as he should be with a last name like bacon. All the good names are wasted on stupid people
