Archive for the ‘balls’ Category

DECK THE HALLS WITH SINGING RETARDS!

December 17, 2007

This is amazing. Amazing. What a treasure and a gift to receive on this glorious morning. Violently hung over from cheap wine, my right arm hurting from a late night stint of Wii bowling with two strange polish girls I thought today was going to suck. Glory is, I opened my email to this wonderful video of tards and my hangover faded away, my arm hurt less and I felt loved. A singing retard video will do that to ya.

Admittedly I am also dramatically increased my chances of having a fucked up Mongoloid child by again laughing at retards, handicappers, balls and singing. It’s just so much damn fun. If karma works out right and I am blessed with a tard child. Ill make my “special” kid do this stuff to. What good is having a retarded kid if you cant laugh at it?

Oh well, your laughing to.

See you guys in hell.

JOE ROGAN IS A GURU AS WELL AS A FEAR FACTOR HOST

October 9, 2007

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Joe Rogan is my hero for many reasons. For one, he has the coolest job in the world as an announcer for the UFC, two, he is also a pretty good comedian and three he loves the weed. I love to the UFC, I wish I was a comedian I to love the weed. We should be best buddies

I just go this video and Joe goes off and is evidently am expert on DMT. Here is an interesting clip as he rants and raves about dreams and DMT and his thoughts on the whole deal.

After listening to him I now understand why he decided to host Fear Factor.

Everybody go do DMT and join Joes Cult. I am.

Ps. He also has his own flotation isolation device in his home

Never underestimate a kick to the groin.

September 25, 2007

For those of you that do know Bas Rutton already, then you know how much he rules. For those of you who do not know who he is, you are in for a treat. Bas is one of the greatest mixed marital artists of all time and is perhaps the greatest color commentator of the sport or of any sport for that matter of all time. This guy kicks ass all day everyday and cracks some good jokes between cracking skulls. What we have below is a highlight of his world famous bar self-defensive video. Words from me do no justice to the ass kickery of this video.

Enjoy children, enjoy