1. My drinking habits
2. Girls that come to my house, eat my food, lose my weed and pass out in my bed and snore.
3. The chiwawa named Chewy that lives down stairs that likes to attack people when they leave. We like to call here the reverse guard dog.
4. My pile of laundry
5. Stop signs
6. My drinking habits
7. My feet… they stink
8. When I order soup to go and eat and all they gave me was a fork.
9. Vegetables
10. People from Wisconsin
11. My empty bottle of gel for my hair
12. Newspapers
13. All politicians
14. Fish
15. Questions like “where are you from?” ”What do you do?”
16. The fact that clocking people that ask those questions is illegal
17. Young door guys at clubs.
18. The chicken in the yard next to me.
19. My bank account
20. Penguins (not sure why.. I think it’s their odd waddle)
21. The color green
22. Printers and graphic artists
23. American Idol
24. Cashews
25. jingle bells
I am sure there is more, but I have to go to work.
Have a good day
