I read yesterday that some dude wanked one on the girl sitting next to him on an American Airlines Flight. (Note to self… yet another reason American airlines sucks and I always refuse the pillow and blanket.) Then this afternoon another wild wanker tossed himself off on some lady in aisle 10 while she shopped with her baby at Target.
What’s wrong with people? I am all for a good wank, but come on! That’s nasty, wrong, gross and very. unsanitary I wish I could be the fly on the wall as these dudes tell their cell mates what they’re in for. Guess I wouldn’t want the bottom bunk.