My excitement can over take me.

 

When things make me happy I obsess about them. Music, mixed martial arts, chicks, movies, Giada, farts, two girls one cup, you name it.  If I like it I cannot stop myself from letting these things completely take over my life. Perhaps its a little OCD, I’m not sure, but my Tivo is filled with fights, odd movies and loads of Giada from the food network. I have over 20,000 songs on my computer, I fart and laugh as much as I can and I am banned from even uttering two girls one cup around my group of friends.  They are kind enough to put up with me most of the time so I do my best not to let my obsessions take over and completely alienate me from the rest of society. 

This past weekend I discovered a new toy that I cannot stop messing with.  It rules… I cannot put it down for the life of me!  It’s Henry the talking gnome!! He rules! You can record anything you want in to his foot and he repeats it with his fast talking high-pitched gnome voice.  I have been rapping Old Dirty Bastard Lyrics in to him and making him do a little dance as he busts out some hard-core gnome rap.  Yes I am a lonely and sick man.  Whatever… its fucking funny and he goes well with a glass of scotch and a joint at 2am.    

 I took him out with me to the bars this past weekend and he was a hit.  All the chicks wanted to talk to him and touch his little belly as it made him giggle and jig and repeat their sexual charged comments with the zeal only Henry the gnome can.   Chicks love a giggling and jigging elf. It’s amazing to me the things that come out of women’s months when you give them a stuffed gnome that will repeat it for them.  It’s a wonderful tool to get in to the minds of what people really think.

 I own an elf outfit I acquired for costume party years back.  I think I am going to bust it out this weekend.  If the reaction my elf doll got from the ladies is any sign of the working of women’s minds, there is no telling what reaction the real thing will bring out. I hope the ladies touch my stomach and whisper sexually charged things in my ear so I can repeat them in a high pitch voice.  You can see my obsessions are not healthy.  I need a new hobby.

 

Grandma rules… so does Kermit

Okay, I have not really felt like writing too much the past few days. Could be because I had other things to do, like helping take pictures of strippers as they posed for “art” at a party. (More on this tomorrow) Could be because I am simply a lazy bastard. It could be because I have been working on the postproduction on my buddy mikes and I’s film this weekend for the 7th year in a row and if we finish up this week it will be done for real this time. Or it could be because I ran out of pot and pills and have been on a health kick, thus relieving myself of all passion or inspiration for words. Permanent Midnight makes a lot more since to me now.

So in lue of my lack of inspiration I went to the well that has saved me for the past few weeks. Yes folks, 2 girls 1 cup is back at Just Your Average Guy. What we have below is my two favorite reaction videos. one is Grandma, the other is Kermit. Which one do you like better? i would really like to know.

God help us all. Have a good day

GRANDMA

KERMIT

PS. God i love the 2 girls 1 cup sound track. It’s so soothing. i listen to it take my afternoon naps now.

Gobble Gobble

It’s thanksgiving and I love it. The day has a wonderful history filled with food, drinks, and cheating Indians out of land for useless trinkets. Somehow over the years it has become a gluteness day of celebration with food, drink, football and trying to forget the Indians who got screwed out of land for useless trinkets and now run casinos. Ahh yes, a true American holiday.

Today I will put on my largest jeans, a loose belt, and stop by as many houses in my neighborhood as possible to eat everybody else’s turkey. The hardest part of the day will be to try not to mention 2 girls, 1 cup. .

Have your self a good gobble gobble

<3 JYAG

i am very sorry, but i just can not stop.

Wow, people are awesome. Just when I think I am all alone in the world with my love for 2 girls 1 cup, out comes a wonderful acoustic song all about it. I will try not to mention this video anymore. It’s just that there are to many fun things out there about it. The fascination is wonderful and life changing. Never have I seen a poop video affect the world like this. I hope someday I can take a poop that has this kind of effect

“She’s covered in vomit and human feces, that’s how I know she needs me.”

What a great line, in fact one of the greatest lines in the history of song writing.

Joe Rogan Watches “2 girls 1 cup”

Joe is one of my hero’s and I wish I had his career minus Fear Factor. Never really a fan of that show. Joe does appreciate the finer things in life, such as disgusting Internet videos. In case you did not know, “2 girls 1 cup” is the latest gross out nasty video going around the web. I do not recommend watching it, as these images of girls eating poo will be stuck in your head forever. They say curiosity killed the cat, well; I’m a giant pussy and dead a few times over if that’s the case. Below is a video of Joe watching the video. I believe he is high as hell. He talks about some other nasty videos, like the one where a horse bangs some dude to death and some S & M ball cutting and/or chopping video. All in all, it just made me giggle. My new favorite quote is “how much cocaine do you think they had to give those girls to make them eat shit?” Priceless.

Ps. i really don’t want to post the actual video here. If you want to see the actual video here is the link. Have fun!

www.2girls1cup.com/