From now on any chick i date more than three times (or until i get her in the sack) can not be obsessed with Sex and the City. Fuck that show. Fuck Cosmos. Fuck Sarah (horse face) Jessica Parker. Fuck expensive little shoes! Fuck girl power! Fuck bitchy whining. Fuck shopping. Fuck Mr. Big! Fuck the whole fuckity fucking show. Bury this dead horse (SJP) all ready im sick of fucking hearing about it
Fuck me if any chick i try to get with this reads this.
ahhh. i feel much better now.
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Tags: fuck, Humor, kill kill kill, sarah jessica parker, sex and the city, stupid
June 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
hahaha… From a woman’s point of view: any man who would take a girl to see SATC is doomed to spend every future weekend with the Mother-in-law. We do not want our men to watch the movie or discuss it with us. That is why we have girlfriends.
A real man would never agree to go see this movie unless he has already been given a down payment of a bj.
June 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
didn’t see it. wont see it. i hope it dies. its sucks so much cock i hope it chokes to death.
any man that saw it should be shot… unless they are gay. then its okay….christ gay men wrote the fucking show
ps
SJP is a horse face.
ha!
June 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
PS promise of a Bj is no where near enough to see this movie.
Promise for a BJ DURING the movie might get you somewhere