This walrus rules. I have never seen such dance moves look so graceful and exquisite. He pops, he locks he gets down on it. I propose an ultimate dance off pants off competition between him and the Philippine prison dancers. It would be prison rules of course (seeing as how they are both in prison of sorts.) Winner takes all, cigarettes, extra plate of food and some good ’ol fashion shower time.
On a side note, I am extremely attracted to the walrus’s dance partner. The fact a girl took the time to teach the walrus these moves and that she choose Smooth Criminal ups her hotness 10,000 points. Any chick that can shake her bum like that with a sea creature is pretty darn cool in my book. I wonder if she has a boyfriend? I wonder if she would go out with me. I bet she is a vegetarian. I could deal with that if we got to go dance with the walrus after our tofu dinner. Maybe I can start a fan club and Internet stalk her. That always works out well don’t you think?
Have a good day kids
Thanks to Fnar Fnar for hooking me up with this killer walrus dance video!
