MIIIDDDGEETTT MOOONNDAAAAAYYYY!!

By justyouraverageguy

YES YES YES. FROM NOW ON EVERYDAY WILL BE MIDGET MONDAY!!!!!

I need structure. I need goals… I need a life. Therefore to kick off every week I will post up a midget video for your pleasure and my own. What better way to kick off a workweek than a small video of the little people?

Here we have one that I have never seen until this morning. It’s amazing what comes up when you type in “best midget video” These guys have style, they’ve got class, these guys kick midget ass! The little guy, who seems to be the leader, has the hips of and angel. And once he gets going those hips don’t lie as he lip syncs with passion and verve. His partner has the longest fucking arms in the history of midgets. They are so big they would be huge on a normal sized Indian dance guy. I mean really, the reach on that midget is ridiculous. If he ever follows a career in cage fighting he would dominate with his reach alone. I believe near the end of the video they “make it rain” with strange Indian dollar bills.

Life is good and your day will be better for taking in the first of many midget Mondays.

Ps. suggestions for video are appreciated

Enjoy

One Response to “MIIIDDDGEETTT MOOONNDAAAAAYYYY!!”

  1. Freaky D Says:

    You only get half props. Only one is a midget, the others just deformed and his only move is spinning in circles. I do that with enough vodka. He’s obviously the Andrew Ridgley of the duo and the midget needs to consider a solo career. Although his beret is very chic.

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