It’s 6:42am and I just woke up from a dead sleep, nothing is wrong, nobody is here, no hangover, just an incredible craving for a corndog. Yup a corndog. A classic state, fair deep-fried hot dog on a stick covered in mustard and filled with tasty goodness. Mmmm corndog.I’m obsessed, I cannot even go back to sleep.. It’s all I want.
How does one deal with wanting something so simple and good, yet so out of reach? I feel like I now know how heroin addicts feel. My skin is starting to itch and I might put on an Iggy Pop album. The only difference between the junkies and me is they can get heroin if they really need it, but my state fair corn dogs are nearly impossible to come by, especially in February.
Your probably thinking, “Don’t be such an obsessed fool JYAG. Just go to the grocery store and pick up some Corndogs in a box and satisfy your soul with one of those treats waiting for you in the frozen food department.” I know what your saying, but that would be like wanting to do it to Elizabeth Hurley and getting to bang your average looking neighbor just because she was there and you were horny. It would be fun and all, just not quite what you were looking for, but your stomach is filled none-the-less.
That’s just not how I roll. I want what I want and nothing else will do. That is unless I have a few cocktails, than what ever is in front of my face will work just fine. Ill wait it out. I’m not settling for any other crap shit corndog. No. At least not while I’m sober. That and I just remembered I have an egg roll from last night in my fridge. Egg roll and duck sauce….Mmmmmm.
MR. Corndog, you’ll have to wait. Don’t worry, I wont forget about you.
Be ready.
Oh yea, and have the yellow mustard prepared as well.
You know that’s how I like it.
February 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
It may not be a state fair corndog but dion’s will work in a pinch
ps. how did this blog get filed in boobs, corndog, vibrating, and work? i mean everything in one way or another has to do with boobs, but vibrating? that should bring up some bizzaro searh engine seeks! “dear google, im looking for a vibrating corndog to work between my boobs.”
February 10, 2008 at 8:14 am
mmm….. corndog
June 2, 2008 at 3:17 am
nice story. I have own my business for about 2 years. I do local fairs and carnivals. Thanks for sharing the love of corn dogs. If you come to buffalo I will hook u up. Erie County Fair.( RJ Conessions)
June 2, 2008 at 7:39 pm
i always wanted a corn dog hook up