Lion Kicks Midgets Assess… eats em to. Poor poor midgets.

 

 

My buddy just sent me the article below. Once i got over the deaths and maiming of several dozen midgets, my jaw dropped the floor with glee that someone actually had an army of midgets. To bad they got destroyed by a lion. They are the king of the jungle for a reason.

 

How cool would it be to have your own midget army?  Training them to be merchants of death, picking out their wee little uniforms and having the ability to threaten people with your little army.  I’m jealous as could be.   If it was my army i don’t think i would have risked there lives with fighting a hungary lion.  I do give props to their leader for his unwavering belief in there skills of death.

 

Enjoy the article below that tells the entire story. Amazing. 

 

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will “… take on anything; man, beast, or machine.”

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

 

~Side note:  I have a feeling this is bullshit. I don’t care, the idea alone kicks so much ass I want it be real.  (minus that fact it sucks a gaggle of midgets were slaughtered and maimed for entertainment and sport of course)