I wrote one article on BJ’s a while back and now that is the link that gives me the most hits. Out of 75 posts I have done over the past three months one silly post on Heather Brooke and her amazing sucking skills put me into the blow job search engine world.
I have to admit I was a bit shocked at the amount of hits based BJ’s. I know I love Bj’s, but I didn’t realize that that was what was going to bring me visitors, success and grandeur. Then I remembered that all the internet is, is simply a place for porn and silly videos. A time waster with some good sex clips as well as a place to steal music from. Alas, here we are.
Seeing as blow jobs are such a hit, I googled “blow job” to see what came up. Below you will find links and reviews of the top ten BJ links Google has provided.
#10 Blow Job (film) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Andy Warhol rounds out the top ten with a wikipedia definition of his early movie title “Blow Job”. Great title! It cuts to chase and leaves no room for discussion about what this film could be about. It’s about a Blow job! whooo Hooo!
Here is what wikipedia had to say about Andy and his blow job movie
“Blow Job is a 1964 short film directed by Andy Warhol. Filmed in January 1964, the 35-minute film was shot with a 16-millimetre Bolex silent camera on black-and-white film. It depicts the face of an anonymous young man (DeVeren Bookwalter) as he receives fellatio from an off-screen partner, widely reported to be avant-garde filmmaker Willard Maas.”
Pretty interesting if you are in to film history about blow jobs and feel like reading a dictionary
#9 Blowjob Paradise – Frenchcum.com
This is basically a link to pay for porn sites. They promise much, but nothing is really there. Some nice pictures I guess, but who cares. Give me free shit or go home. I did like their text at the top of the page.
” If you’ve found yourself the way to the free blowjob page, it means you’re a true lover of oral sex, cum swallowing, deep throats, face fucking, ATM sex, sperm burping and many other romantic activities. This is for men to enjoy and for women to give out of generosity, curiosity or just because they are cock-sucking whores that love giving hot blowjobs “
Nicely put. I love how “sperm burping and many other romantic activities” are strung together in a sentence. That has to be a literary first!
#8 Blowjob Ninjas – Bang Bros sites
On principal alone, the name “Blowjob Ninjas” kicks major ass. Two awesome things combined into one. Ninja’s & Blow jobs. Yes! I love it! Unfortunatly this site is another linkage like site. It has some cool trailer of this dude and his sexual adventures. It’s just basic silly porn. I wish it lived up to the name and had Ninja’s getting Blowjobs. Now that would have kicked ass.
Here is what Ninja Blowjob had to say about his site.
“Welcome to only Adult site on the internet that focuses on Asian men and women of all kinds, including blonde girls, brunettes, Latinas, Asian, Black girls, etc. I am a horny guy and I want to be with all the beautiful girls out there! In my site you will find lots of pictures and videos, in addition there are forums, personals, chats, etc. I am the “main” guy on the site and the pictures you will see are essentially about my sexual adventures with girls I meet online, swingers, porn stars, strippers, girls I have met on my travels, etc”
Yup, he’s Asian and likes to get blown. Holy buckets, isn’t that shocking. the only difference between him and me is that he is Asian. That and he makes money on porn and films himself.
I do have a ninja out fit and I did get a BJ in it once. I wish I had filmed it so I could kicks this sites ass.
#7 BlowjobChronicles.com Blowjob Videos
Guess what? It’s a porn link site that shows you chicks that give blow jobs!! Shocking right? The title says it all “the adventures of Manmeat Nymphos” Hahahaha! They said “Manmeat” Good use of words.
It’s your basic site with some free teaser videos of chicks giving head. I kind of dug the girl with the teacher glasses. She made me feel naughty and I liked it.
#6 Free Porn Blowjob pictures and movies galleries
More stupid links. This one is the worst. Nothing fun. No silly catch phrases. Nothing. It really doesn’t deserve to be at #6. This one invoked anger from me for being such a piece of smelly trash. I don’t mean that in a good way.
#5 YouTube – Priceless Blowjob
Great commercial. Watch it below.
Now that’s some good shit. For some reason that brought me back to my youth when I would go pick up girls for dates when I was 16 and their fathers would look at me with distain as they knew all I wanted was to stick my junk in their daughters mouth. I wish they would have had a sense of humor like that. All they had was shotguns.
Another video. Watch below sucka
I did not find this funny. In fact I want my time back for watching it. That chick really made me want to punch her in the nose or the throat, one or the other. I really do not care. The camera guy was a douche bag as well. He deserves a kick in the balls. I can’t believe they made it to number 4. Shows you how stupid most people online are, you guys excluded of course.
#3 Fellatio – Blow job Instruction
Awesome!! Great instructions for chicks from a chick on how to give good head. You have to love chicks helping chicks get better at getting us off. This is the type of women I want to date this is type of women I want in my life. A total giver, a teacher, a women who cares about doing things right. Here is what she had to say
“Giving head, a blow job, fellatio, call it what you like, but there are many wonderful benefits to performing this delicious sex act.
For one, it can provide the one giving it empowerment with infinite possibilities to be creative and provide amazing pleasure. Particularly when performed with enthusiasm it can not only be incredible to the receiver but to the one providing it as well.
Let’s first discuss the most important ingredient to giving fantastic fellatio… ATTITUDE.”
She goes in to deep throating, how not to gag on cock, different techniques. She does this in a way that is not dirty or porn like. She is all about helping normal people to do sexual things the way that porn stars do. She rules and I heart her.
#2 Blowjob Blog oral sex blogger LOVES blowjobs
Wow, this guy loves blowjobs. I mean really loves them. More than all of us combined. Its all he thins about talks about writes about and I am very impressed with his dedication to covering the greatest known pleasure to man. Words can not describe his complete and utter saturation in to the world of getting head so check him out and be amazed someone spends this must time dealing with Blow Jobs. Thank you Mr. blowjob man. Thank you.
#1 BlowJob Battle – blowjob babes and blow job galleries
Here we have it folks, the number one site that comes up on goggle when you type in “ Blow Job” It is BLOW JOB BATTLE!! I really like the concept of having two girls battle it out on who gives the best blow job. Unfortunately this is all a ploy to get you to link to other paid porn sites.
Damn! I would have loved to see a true battle of chicks doing what they do best competing at who is the best blow jobber in the land We could put them in a ring, onstage or in a bowl of Jell-O. Mono E mono. They could have a trainer; a spit bucket, we could even have them do throat stretching exercises before hand. Really the possibilities are endless.
At the end of the day after all of my blow job research I have to say nothing is better than Heather and www.ideepthroat.com. She is the champ of champs of BJ’s. She is where this all started and she is still the champ.
Go here for Heather and the best BJ ever!! http://www.youporn.com/watch/17225
PS - Heather, if you ever read this, thank you, thank you, thank you. Kiss
I hope I’ve made you guys happy with my BJ research. I am now expecting a huge surge in traffic, as this seems to be the only thing that gets people excited.
I have to be honest with you, this was all a ploy to get people to read my other stuff so if you made it this far, please look around at the other posts. Let me know what you think. Send me weird news, videos or anything else that crosses your path.
Cheers!
UPDATE:
just as i expected. The site has been hit ten times more than normal and it’s only been a couple of hours. porn is where the pudding is.
you are all sex deprived freaks
